Point well taken. But still, porn opened my eyes to the fact that someone seems to find almost anyone sexually attractive in such a variety of ways. Although I feel the same way about distinctions about good and evil/bad. On the line of your trash, my treasure.
Perhaps the pre-modifier might be retained, but reassigned to Omar G and doofus sidekick, a la 'Two ugly European Dickheads bang young ladies in the ass.' Subjective, yes, but, one feels, intersubjectively, more apt.